A TV Serial Writer publishes the ad in the classified section of a newspaper. Imaginary of-course.
I am a TV Serial writer with twenty-five ready scripts that have 20-year old unwed mothers to 120-year old multiply-wed grannies. Skill set includes ability to convert a two-line story to a three hundred episode saga and the skill of writing a ten-minutes long scene in three-and-a-half minutes flat. Work experience of five years on a mini-soap. Contact Sshashiecan't - 911911911.