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Thursday, January 17, 2008

Lucky-draw

DISCLAIMER - What follows is for pure humour. No offence meant to anyone.


All the political parties are the same. All the leaders are the same. I suggest an innovative technique for selecting who gets to rule. Lucky draw. Just write names of the candidates on chits - and pick one.

Well, ok, if you want to sound modern, write a 'randomization' program that will randomly come up with a name.

All this will save us a great deal -
1. Saving stationery / voting machinery.
2. Saving 'party workers' who are deployed to undertake the pious task of booth capturing.
3. Saving police attention from registering complaints against them.


Scrap the elections. Embrace lucky-draws.

Because there are only three categories of Indians left today - the ones who don't vote at all, the ones who vote because they are politically linked (and want their mama-ke-bhai-ki-bahu to win) and the ones who vote just for the heck of it.

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